Now, looking at my title, you probably think im a physco, but theres really a good explanation why I won't eat a cookie again..It all started 10 minutes ago........

I kept asking my brother to take me to Starbucks but he of course refused. I craved something to satisfy my sweet tooth, so I snatched a chips ahoy cookie from the pantry. I put a piece of it in my mouth and then my brother suddenly began changing his mind...I stopped chewing the cookie in case he was actually going to drive me so I could get a double choclate chip frapuchino and not a cookie too. I waited, and listened, and my brother continued onn talking, "I'll take you to starbucks if you pay me $30 bucks ill take you." I began to moan a little, annoyed a tad with my brother and then he said, "Fine, I'll take you for only $60 dollars." I began to laugh, and my head tilted back. I laughed and laughed, and then, the half chewed cookie slid down to my throat, but didn't go down my throat. I  began to choke, and choke. I said as best as i could to my brother im choking. He slammed my back, and the cookie slid down my throat.

The lesson of this article is that cookies are out to get us, don't eat cookies-they are evil.


cookie=evil

 

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