This entry was posted on 8/6/2007 9:00 PM and is filed under uncategorized.
Alright, well I recently got back from a cruise. Now two years ago, we went on a Holland America Cruise, and it was fantastic. Now this cruise, we knew, wasn't going to be as great since it was cheaper. =o (just comes to show the less you pay the crappier the service) Anyway, moving on, the cruise wasn't at all like we expected. Below is a small portion of the schedule on one of the days from 10am to 1pm.
10 AM: Library hour
Airbrush tattoo artist ($18 dollars per tattoo)
morning trivia (18 and older)
ship tour
casino opens
weight loss lecture
10:30 AM classical music
bingo (18 and older)
board games
10:45 Am: fight the female fat cell
11 AM: travel and shopping talk
11:30 am: Shore excursion desk opens
11:45 AM: Puffy seminar (what the heck is that)
12:00 pm: afternoon trivia (18 and older)
Slot tournament
Under two time and family play
12:15 pm: golf clinic
12:30: Hollywood 5 minute makeover (for girls)
1:00 ice carving demostration (which sucked)
water wars (Which sucked more)
classical music
Kids bear factory
golf simulator (which was 30 dollars an hour to hit a screen with a golf ball and hope you make it farther.)
art auction preview (all the stuff was super expensive)
1:30 pm: Hairy chest competition (the stupidest and grossest thing you'll ever witness)
1:45: Art auction (which was super expensive)
Those are your only available choices of things to do, and honestly that's kind of pathetic. I don't feel like going on and on with it, but those are the kinds of stuff. Bingo 18 and older, weight loss lecture, super expensive air brush tatoos etc. I mean who HONESTLY PAYS 18 DOLLARS FOR A CRAPPY LITTLE TATTO THAT LASTS A DAY AND THEN IT'S GONE! If you are willing to pay that, I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. And the hairy chest competition, WHO THE HECK CAME UP WITH THAT?! The golf simulator you just hit a screen all day and hoped the ball on the little screen would go far for 30 dollars an hour.... I mean going on that cruise you may as well just flush your college fund down the toilet, they try and make you buy so much, and you get so little. I'm not going to mention what cruise line this is but I'll give you a hint: It has the same first letter as crappy, and also has the "r" and the "a" somewhere in it.
Happy cruising
