Dear Santa
I'm Jewish, but since I've missed Christmas presents all these years, I was hoping you could grant me just four simple wishes. I'm sure these wishes will benefit the world in many ways

My wishes:
1. That every microsoft corporate center in America will randomly explode
2. That Bill Gates will be in at least one of those explosions
3. That apple is behind those explosions

And FINALLY,
4. That Microsoft will change their company name to Psychrosoft because all their products pretty much are a joke.

Thanks!
-Ben

 

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